6/23/09

Mistaken Identity in Barcelona

The scene: La Rambla. Barcelona, Spain. September 2006. Way past midnight.

The human statues have gone home to scrape off their make-up and count the day's change. Most of the cafes and venders are closed for the night. The only people left are nocturnal tourists, drunk stumblers, drunk nocturnal tourists stumbling, drug dealers, and prostitutes. Lots and lots of prostitutes.

Nearly all of them were African and, therefore, black. They were aggressive, too, groping, glomming, and otherwise blurring the line between solicitation and assault.

As my friend and I attempted to fight our way through the whore gauntlet with wallet and morals intact, we saw two younger Arab-looking men speaking with two pretty, well-dressed, black girls.

One overheard sentence was all I needed: the girl said, in flawless American English, "Well, in my country you look like the guys who work at the gas station, but I'm not saying you are."

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