A guy I grew up with quit the Dave
Matthews Band. He said he has no regrets.
Judah Friedlander had a mean free kick.
We played soccer together.
My tongue was on the floor and Uma
Thurman still didn't notice me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is nice. He
didn't know me and still said "Hi."
Eddie Van Halen is nice too. When I
opened the door for him he said, "Thanks."
As a kid I was in an after school
special with J.D. Roth. Is he technically a celebrity?
Picabo Street never introduced herself
when we chatted for twenty minutes. I guess she assumes people
recognize her. She's right.
I went to the same midnight mass as
Gregory Peck and John Kerry once. No handshake.
Will Smith owes me five bucks. He was
filming on the Brooklyn Bridge and my cab got delayed in the traffic.
At least, it looked like Will Smith.
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